List of George's Girlfriends
|Name||Actress||Description & Quotes||Episode||Season|
|Leslie||Christine Dunford||The Pregnant Chocolate Stain||The Baby Shower||Season 2|
The Pretentious IRS Agent
"Who so belongs only to his age, references only popinjays and mumbo jumbos."
|The Truth||Season 3|
George's Big Nosed Girlfriend
Audrey: You see this per nasal sinus cavity?
George: Oh, I got it.
Audrey: You see how it's collapsing? That's what's causing this huge dent.
|The Nose Job||Season 3|
George's IQ Test
Monica: How did you do?
George: Piece of cake.
Monica: What happened to the test?
George: What? I spilled some food on it.
Monica: Food? What food?
George: What are you talking about?
Monica: Where did you get food?
George: From my pocket.
George: I eh, I had a sandwich in my pocket.
Monica: And coffee?
George: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah.
|The Cafe||Season 3|
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
|The Stranded||Season 3|
NOEL: You lied to me George, you lied to me.
GEORGE: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? ... Where are you going?
NOEL: I ... am breaking up ... with you!
GEORGE: You can't break up with me. I've got hand.
NOEL: And you're going to need it.
|The Pez Dispenser||Season 3|
Elian's Desperate Friend
"No, maybe I need somebody who has nothing, somebody who just has to appreciate being with me because he's so desperate."
|The Fix Up||Season 3|
|Carrie||Carol Ann Susi||
Mrs. Sokel's Daughter
"If I ever need a drill bit I'll call you."
|The Boyfriend||Season 3|
|Robin||Ann Talman||The God Bless You Adulteress||The Good Samaritan||Season 3|
|Susan Ross||Heidi Swedberg||
"So, what kind of a bubble? Like an igloo?"
SUSAN: Well, the - the cabin, is, kind of, uh.. George?
The Pitch/The Ticket
The Bubble Boy
The Cheever Letters
|Cheryl Fong||Maggie Han||
The Chinese Lawyer
"Well, after we met, you were all so nice. I just couldn't go through with it. But between you and me, you would have paid through the nose."
|The Visa||Season 4|
|Betsy||Megan Mullally||Sister of Timmy the Double Dip Guy||The Implant||Season 4|
The Risotto Broad
"Well, it's not like after the Risotto."
KAREN: Who is more important to you, her or me? I like you, she doesn't. Who are you gonna pick?
GEORGE: I'm sorry Karen. I know I care for you, but I just can't stand when someone doesn't like me.
KAREN: Well, now I hate you!
GEORGE: That I'm used to.
The Antique Store Girl
"Oh. You don't see many guys your age who keep baby pictures of
themselves around. I like it. Consistent with the rest of the house."
|Cigar Store Indian||Season 5|
|Sasha||Jana Marie Hupp||
The Latvian Orthodox
Sasha: George, George, uh, I think we have to talk. I think we have a problem.
George: We do?
Sasha: We canít keep seeing each other.
Sasha: (crying) Because itís over. (sob, sob, sob) Itís my parents, the differences in our religion. Oh George, can you ever forgive me?
|The Conversion||Season 5|
|Diane DeConn||Rosalind Allen||Friend From College||The Marine Biologist||Season 5|
|Daphne||Karla Tamburrelli||Dated Her For Spite||The Stand-In||Season 5|
|Robin||Melanie Chartoff||Waitress at The Comedy Club||The Fire||Season 5|
|Jane||Melora Walters||The Topless Sunbather||The Hamptons||Season 5|
Took Credit for Buying Elaine The Big Salad
"All I did was hand her a bag."
|The Big Salad||Season 6|
|Lindsay||Jessica Hecht||The Book Club Girl||
|Ada||Vicki Lewis||George's Redhead Secretary||The Secretary||Season 6|
|Nina||Charlotte Lewis||The Bulimic Model||The Switch||Season 6|
|Bonnie||Jessica Tuck||She Had a Male Roommate... Scott||The Label Maker||Season 6|
The Bald Fix-up
|The Beard||Season 6|
|Paula||Christa Miller||Elaine's Art Classmate||The Doodle||Season 6|
|Nancy||Marla Sucharetza||"Feels like aliens poking at my body."||The Fusille Jerry||Season 6|
|Siena||Katy Selverstone||The Zoo Employee||The Face Painter||Season 6|
|Alice||Renee Faia||Checkmate||The Engagement||Season 7|
|Susan Ross||Heidi Swedberg||George's Ex-Girlfriend/Fiancť||Complete Season 7||Season 7|
|Anna||Rebecca McFarland||Digs The "Bad Boy"||The Little Kicks||Season 8|
|Sheila||Heather Campbell||Photo Store Girl||The Package||Season 8|
Russian Hat Sales Girl
"♪ Co-stanza ♪" (by Mennon)
|The Chicken Roaster||Season 8|
|Celia||Andrea Bendewald||Prison Girl||The Little Jerry||Season 8|
The Beauty of The Ball
"♪ Believe it or not, George, isn't at home,
please leave a mes-saaage at the beep.
I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooome. ♪"
|The Susie||Season 8|
"A cane. I knew it. So, we meet at last. I admire your skills,
|The English Patient||Season 8|
She "Yada Yada'd" Sex
"Speaking of ex's, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today."
|The Yada Yada||Season 8|
|Mary Anne||Rena Sofer||
Works For the New York Visitor's Center
"I told you this town would eat you alive."
|The Muffin Tops||Season 8|
|Tara||Audrey Kissel||The Food Sex Girl||The Blood||Season 9|
|Rhisa||Laurie Taylor-Williams||George's Cousin||The Junk Mail||Season 9|
|Nina||Justine Miceli||The "IT" Girl||The Betrayal||Season 9|
|Janet||Tracy Nelson||Jerry's Look-a-like||The Cartoon||Season 9|